Caffeine Serenity Prayer

:D

"Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures.
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal -
For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks.
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the House of Mocha forever."

~Anon


*dies*

NMD

I'm going to work on NMD tonight- and have it all ready. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to get up very early and put it online before seven o'clock in the morning. :D How's THAT for being on time~? ;p

You know you're a New Age Hippie when:

"The Earth is our mother, we must take care of her" Native American chant has been playing on loop in your brain for the last ten minutes. x.X

I need chocolate, badly, to get through this day.

Yay!

First post of the year! :D

You're it- no take backs!